The Louisville Chapter of the National Association of Pastoral Musicians hosted a Priest Variety Show Aug. 24 at Assumption High School. Father William Hammer, above left, performed as a clown and Father John Burke entertained the audience as Colonel Sanders before leading everyone in a rendition of “My Old Kentucky Home.” Below, a painting by Father Jerry Eifler was displayed. (Record Photos by Jessica Able) Father Maurice Hayes, above, played the guitar and sang “Tennessee Whiskey” and “The Mermaid.” Father Troy Overton, below, sang a parody called “There’s No Business Like Church Business.” The show was a fund-raiser for the local chapter.